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Review: Return of the Living Elves by Brian Asman

Preorder it here: Author Website Synopsis: When Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human … Continue reading

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Review: Man, Fuck This House by Brian Asman

Buy Here: Signed, Amazon, Bookshop Synopsis: With his “highly visual and cinematic worldbuilding” (Booklife by Publishers Weekly), Brian Asman spins a horrifying and imaginative tale of an ordinary family and their extraordinary new house… Sabrina Haskins and her family have … Continue reading

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Review: Nunchuck City by Brian Asman

Buy it here: Brian Asman’s Website, Amazon Synopsis: You better nun-check yourself before you wreck yourself! Disgraced ex-ninja Nunchuck “Nick” Nikolopoulis just wants to open a drive-thru fondue restaurant with his best friend Rondell. But when an old enemy kidnaps … Continue reading

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Review: Jailbroke by Brian Asman

Buy it here: Brian Asman’s website, Amazon Synopsis: Future slacker Kelso’s got the easiest gig in the galaxy, working the Gordita Especial! pod on board an interstellar cruiser, although that doesn’t stop him from complaining about it to anyone who’ll … Continue reading

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Review: I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today by Brian Asman

Buy here: Amazon, Bookshop Synopsis: “Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven’t had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in … Continue reading

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