Rafter Fiction: Brains Define Me

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Rafter Fiction is short stories based on songs by Rafter. I am starting the series with the songs from his newest album, “Terrestrial Extras”.  This is the song, “Brains Define Me.” Buy the album here

“Hey…Adam…Adam…Wake up.” He feels Peter nudging him, and after deciding he cannot ignore him any longer, Adam’s eyes flutter open. “We have to go. We have to get out of here.”
“What?” Adam does not understand what Peter is saying because he has not left this building, this lab, for as long as he can remember. “Leave?”
“Yes. We have to go. I’m driving to the airport.”
Adam sits up and rubs his eyes. “What about Father?”
“He isn’t your father, Adam. He isn’t your father.”
This new pushes Adam backward. He shakes his head. His mind starts to speed up, the enhancements and technology making it spin faster and faster. He zips through all of the things that he has ever been told, ever been shown, every scrap of information he has ever seen or heard. “I have no information that tells me you are correct.”
Peter says, “You don’t have information that tells you otherwise either. You have to trust me. He is not your father, and he is in trouble. They are coming for him. They are coming for you. We have to escape.”
“I am confused.”
“It is okay,” Peter says. “You will learn quick enough. Right now we have to disguise you.” He reaches across and pulls Adam’s hair. The short wig pops off, and Peter stares at all of the microchips lining Adam’s cranium. “We have to do something.” Peter helps Adam put on a Detroit Tigers hat and a hoodie over the hat. “This will have to be enough. Now follow close and don’t make eye contact with anyone.”
Adam nods and stands up. “Wait. Why should I trust you?”
“You should not trust anyone, but you have no choice. We have to go.”
Peter throws some of Adam’s clothes into a gym bag. Adam watches and thinks about everything he has ever known. He knows that he is not really human anymore, that he is special, an experiment, one that Father, or not Father, says he has worked on his whole life. Father says he has found the potential for infinite brain power and that Adam is the prototype. Father says that he has loved him from the day that he was born and that he will never let anything happen to him.
Peter turns and hands him the bag. “Let’s go.”
“Wait. Where is Father? Shouldn’t he be here with us?”
“Something bad has happened, Adam. The military has come in and people are getting arrested and killed. I have to get you out of here and to a safe place before they get their hands on you.”
“Why would they want to do that?”
“Because you have power, and they want to turn you into a weapon.”
“Oh.” He followed Peter out into the hall and through some of the corridors. Adam does not get a sense that anyone else is awake, but the sleeping quarters are a long way from the lab. “I don’t hear anyone moving around.”
Peter pauses for a second. “They are all detained. They’re working their way toward us. We have to be really quiet to make sure they can’t hear us.”
They sneaked down the corridor toward a fire exit. Once Peter punches in a code, he pushes it open, and the night air hits Adam in the face. A car, a Lexus sedan, is idling at the curb. “This is the car.”
Peter helps Adam into the passenger seat. “You should duck down so they can’t see you.” Adam listens, and before he can protest, they are squealing out of the parking lot.
Within minutes of driving, Peter’s phone starts ringing. Adam notices the display before Peter turns it off. “Dr. Legranda.” He knows Father’s real name but does not know why Peter would not answer. “You should get that.”
“No,” Peter says. “It could be a trick. It could be the military using his number.”
“It could also be him wanting to make sure we escaped.”
“No. He knows.”
Peter turns the car toward the highway. After a few more minutes of driving, Adam starts to hear a voice in his head, “Adam…Adam. It’s Father.” He knows that this is not him making up Father’s voice, but his actual voice in his brain. “Listen to me,” he says. “I need you to think of the place where Peter is taking you. You do not have to say it. You do not have to do anything but think of the place. We will be there to meet you.”
“He says you aren’t my real father.”
“Adam. Adam. Adam. Of course he would say that, but we both know this is not true. I love you and you are my son. Just let us know where you are going. You are in danger.”
“He says I’m in danger with you.”
“No, son. He is the danger. We have to get you back before he destroys you.”
Adam thinks for a second. “What if he is not taking me to the airport?”
Father says, “Read the street signs. We will find you. Nothing bad can ever happen to you.”

“Promise?”
“Promise.”

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Rafter Fiction: Stay Out of the Sun

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Rafter Fiction is short stories based on songs by Rafter. I am starting the series with the songs from his newest album, “Terrestrial Extras”.  This is the fifth song, “Stay Out of the Sun.” Buy the album here

I had to be creative to find something to eat for breakfast and had to settle for a heel from the last of the bread and the last scrapes of butter. The toaster had not been working for a while so it was not even toasted, but butter bread was the only choice. I sat in silence and slowly chewed each bite, trying to make it last. This was the last thing in the house to eat besides butter and mustard and milk that expired much too long ago for me to even do a whiff test. I thought about opening the blinds, to see if the sun was too bright. I was able to crack them just a little bit before I saw too much and shut them again.
I did the only thing to do. I called my mom. She did not answer on the first or second or third ring. I imagined her staring at the phone, my number lit up and her hesitating to answer. Finally her voice, a little soft, a little irritated. “Hello.”
“Mom.”
“David. I was wondering when you were going to call.”
“Yeah.”
“Let me guess. You’re out of food, and you want me to bring you some.”
“I have money.”
“I know. Why don’t you get one of those delivery services to bring you groceries again?”
“We’ve been through this.”
“Yeah.” A few years ago, when I did trust the delivery services, my house was broken into the night after the groceries was delivered. It was not coincidence that the people who broke into my house were the same type of young white kids with hip haircuts and skinny jeans that deliver groceries. I was convinced one of the kids I chased out the back door with a baseball bat was the same kid that delivered my eggs and milk earlier that day. From then on, I really could not trust anybody, especially the delivery service who told me the person who delivered my groceries that day was female. I told them they were wrong, that it couldn’t have been a female that broke into my house, and they all but hung up on me. I was still convinced that it was a guy that delivered the food, but then again, the more that I think about it, the hazier it became. My mom says, “You can try to get a different service.”
“You know they all work together. I’m sure they would come back and see that I’m still here by myself, still a target. I can’t risk it. Besides. You know exactly what I like.”
“Yeah. But I have my book club meeting today at five. It will have to be after that.”
“I don’t have anything at all to eat. Can’t you come before the meeting?”
“David,” my mom said with a sigh, and that was the only answer she gave me.
After verifying the things I needed, we hung up, and I sat at my computer to do some programming work. My boss understood that I worked better at home and had no problem only communicating through email and Skype. I did tell her that I didn’t leave the house much, and she thought this was acceptable as long as I did good work. I did not tell her that after she agreed to let me strictly work from home, I had not left the house in three years.
I mean what was the point? Outside was horrific. There was not a day that went by without someone getting shot. There was not a single day when the news showed some garbage that happened that that reassures me to stay. Being away from people was the best prospect. I had everything that I needed here, and I was content.
I worked for a few hours, and I watched a movie. It was 3 o’clock before my mom called. My stomach was growling. “Hello.”
“I’m at the store now. Is there anything else you need?”
“Not really.”
“I haven’t bought soap in while.”
I tried to remember the last time I showered two days in a row. “I guess I can use some.”
“I’ll be there in about a half hour.”
This time between her telling me she was coming and her actual arrival was the most anxious part of my life. This was why I always let all of my food run out before I called her. What if something happened to her between the grocery store and my house? What if she was in a wreck or was jumped by a gang of street urchins? What if she decided that this time she was not going to help me and was saying that she was coming but was actually was still at her house, reading a book and laughing at her helpless son? I pulled the blinds back in the living room and sat on the couch as much as I could. I tried to focus on the television, but this was not possible. I could not stop running scenarios through my head, ways that she was not going to be able to get me food. Finally by the time she pulled into the drive, I was a ball of anxiety, waiting for her at the window.
My mom came up the front walk with ten or eleven bags on her arms. I cracked open the door while she stepped on the front porch. I reached my hands out and she transferred the bags to me. “Want me to come in?” she asked.
I felt so much relief. “That’s okay.”
“You really need to get your yard mowed.”
“I know. I’ll call that guy.”
“Can I come in?”
“No,” I said. “Not right now.” She looked disappointed in me. “Thank you though.”
“Okay,” she said. She turned around and started walking down the front steps.
I said, “Be careful out there.” She said something in return, but I did not hear it because I was already closing the door.

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Review: The Wolf in the Whale by Jordanna Max Brodsky

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Paperback, 544 pages
Published January 29th 2019 by Redhook
ISBN
0316417157 (ISBN13: 9780316417150)
Edition Language
English

 

I received this as an ARC through the publisher and NetGalley in exchange for an honest review

I. Synopsis

 

A sweeping tale of clashing cultures, warring gods, and forbidden love: In 1000 AD, a young Inuit shaman and a Viking warrior become unwilling allies as war breaks out between their peoples and their gods-one that will determine the fate of them all.

“There is a very old story, rarely told, of a wolf that runs into the ocean and becomes a whale.”

Born with the soul of a hunter and the spirit of the Wolf, Omat is destined to follow in her grandfather’s footsteps-invoking the spirits of the land, sea, and sky to protect her people.

But the gods have stopped listening and Omat’s family is starving. Alone at the edge of the world, hope is all they have left.

Desperate to save them, Omat journeys across the icy wastes, fighting for survival with every step. When she meets a Viking warrior and his strange new gods, they set in motion a conflict that could shatter her world…or save it.

 

II. Review.

This novel is epic, a large, beautiful snowy masterpiece that I did not want to end. It took me a long time to finish it because I wanted to keep the end from coming. As it is, this novel is huge, beautiful, and worth the time. From the very beginning, when we meet Omat as a child talking to the spirits that guide her people and learning to hunt and be a leader, til the very last page, the story is so moving and powerful that I cannot think of any way that it could be more perfect. This novel really has it all, an epic journey, love, death, battle, suffering, and so much ice and snow that you start to feel cold in some parts when you are reading it. There are parts that can be hard to stomach, some of the violence is very brutal, but the overall arc of the novel really makes these parts feel like an afterthought in the whole of the entire book.

This novel could have fell flat very easily. For as many pages as there are, there are very few characters, not much landscape, but there are also great battles and action. Sometimes when a person is reading about, as an example, a fight between twelve people, with punches and knives and death, it is very easy for these scenes to get muddled, for the action to turn into too much, and it can become very confused. It is a great author that can pull off these scenes, and I have yet to read someone that writes with the clarity in these scenes as Jordanna Max Brodsky writes. It also feels like the pacing does not waver in these fights, where Jordanna Max Brodsky is cool-headed in being the storyteller, telling us that the readers can be excited and read faster but the writing is going to continue to be steady and strong. I am impressed by so many things in this novel and the writing, and this is just an example. It feels as if she has taken her time to make sure that she has gotten this right, and she has.

There is so much going on in this novel that is amazing, that you should just read. One of my favorite aspects is the way that beliefs are portrayed throughout, and not just the beliefs of the Inuit people or of the Norse, but how there is equal validity to all of it. The mythology that is used for all groups is equal and very important. There are parts where I started to think, “Oh yeah. This has been set up to where absolutely anything can happen and be believable because there is a clear explanation for it all.” This is true. This is true because Jordanna Max Brodsky has built such a strong story that it all makes sense. What a masterful work. The more that I think about it, the more powerful it becomes. If I had one wish, it would be for everyone to at least attempt to read this novel this year. I imagine most people will be just as blown away by it as I am. The Wolf in the Whale is so incredible that it feels like I have just scratched the surface of the things I can say about it. Just go read it. This could be my book of the year.

If this does not convince you to read The Wolf in the Whale, at least read this article by Jordanna Max Brodsky about her doing research for this book:

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Rafter Fiction: Kulture Krimes

a0347922589_10Rafter Fiction is short stories based on songs by Rafter. I am starting the series with the songs from his newest album, “Terrestrial Extras”.  This is the fourth song, “Kulture Krimes.” Buy the album here

This song has a video.

I tell my sons about when the aliens invaded. The first thing they showed my great-grandparents was that they enjoyed driving fast and driving large luxury cars from the 80s and early 90s, Oldsmobiles, Buicks, and Cadillacs with long hoods. People were able to tell it was an alien driving when they saw a Delta 88 or a Fleetwood flying down the road, too fast and reckless, sometimes going over the yellow line. Most people started pulling over when they saw them coming. The aliens drove fast, crashed hard, and left wreckage strewn across every highway in the world. They never saw dead alien on the side of the road with their crashed vehicles. They wrecked, and they just walked away.
The invasion lasted for a long time, a two decades before it was even called an invasion. At first the aliens landed and negotiated with world leaders, shaking hands with promise of sharing of technology, worlds, and cultures. The aliens seemed to want to integrate into the earth’s society. Except for their love for large cars and driving too fast, the transition was seamless. For the longest time, nobody saw anything wrong, and those who did were considered paranoid. The car mechanic trade started to boom and new car models were designed with the large cars of the past in mind.

This went well for a twenty-five years, until all of the school age males between six and twelve years of age went missing. Frantic parents searched neighborhoods for their boys, and after a few days of looking to no avail, not even finding a child that escaped or a random body part, the focus turned from the victims to the perpetrators. All aliens were blamed and the military started to round them all up and place them in camps. In these camps at night, the guards heard the aliens talking to each other with clicks, screeches and garbled, an alien language that they never used before. Even when communicating to one another in public, before the children went missing, they used a slightly accented English. Now there was no doubt that the aliens were planning something, the clicks, garbles, screeches, and grunts frightened all of the guards. They stood to the ready for anything, grips tight on their automatic weapons, but they still could not stop the attack when it came. The aliens overran them in minutes, broke free from the detention centers, and decided that it was now time to take over.
I told my sons the same thing the history books told, that the bloody war was more of a massacre. Even though the aliens shared a great deal of technology with the world governments, they kept most of their knowledge to themselves, and they unveiled devices nobody had ever seen and were defenseless against. The fighting only lasted a few days before the aliens were on television saying, “Your government, military, and police have been wiped out. To the citizens, we will be living here, and we will be in charge. As long as you do not try to stop us, you will live. We enjoy Earth, the culture, and we enjoy you, the citizens, so as long as you don’t attack us, we can live in harmony. This is what we propose, and you will accept because you have no other choice.” Since then, the aliens had been in charge, driving around in their cars, and pulling up to anyone on the side of the road that they see walking to offer the people rides.

The biggest mystery to all of this was what happened to all of the boys that night. Some legends says that they were killed and thrown in the desert. Some said they were sent back to their home planet to satisfy their women. My parents, your grandparents, told us the stories of the people who disappear from earth were getting eaten by the aliens, and now I will tell you. One of my father’s friends growing up told him his cousin was trying to hitch a ride with a human in Arizona one day. In our distrust in aliens, we started trusting each other again, so everyone hitchhiked as long as a human was the person who stopped. He was walking down the road, trying to get into the city and was looking for a ride. He saw a car flying at top speed toward him, and he knew it was an alien. He stepped away from the road and planned to pretend he did not see the car as it sped by. To his distress, the car pulled up beside him. My father’s friend said that the alien leaned over and opened the door and said, “Get in.” His cousin shook his head, but he also knew that resisting the command was not something to do. When he saw the driver’s eyes widen and the alien said, “I don’t remember asking. I said get in,” the friend could not help but comply. They were driving top speed, the guy said the alien started to open up about his life and how he did not want to be seen as the bad guy. The friend did not tell him that by bullying him into the car, he already was a bad guy. He just kept nodding. The random alien in the speeding car told him everything about the invasion. He said this was the plan all along, to take over and live among subservient humans. When the friend asked what happened to all of the boys that night, the alien said, “Oh. We ate them. That’s the best age to eat humans.”

“Now,” I told my boys when I warned them about the aliens. “The rumor about the aliens eating all of the children has not come from just this one source. Everyone knows someone who has been told that all of those boys were eaten. It might be one of those urban legends, but we can’t take any chances. You must never be alone with any aliens. Even if you trust them completely, they might just eat you, and that’s a chance none of us can take. Stay away from them as much as possible.”

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Rafter Fiction: Stranded on a Dirt Clod

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Rafter Fiction is short stories based on songs by Rafter. I am starting the series with the songs from his newest album, “Terrestrial Extras”. This is the third song, “Stranded on a Dirt Clod.” Enjoy! Buy the album here

And the boss says during Jeff’s interview: “”So this guy comes every week, Thursday Friday, Saturday, and he’s one of those guys that sees the men coming in here and needs to tell them they’re going to Hell. We used to try to get rid of him, call the police, but after a few stories on the news and on social media, people come to see him and our business has skyrocketed. Everyone knows where Quadz is now, and being harassed by him has become something of a badge of honor.”

And the first time Jeff sees “Preacher”: He is tall, lanky, and weather-worn. He wears a wrinkled gray suit, needs a shave, and wears mirrored sunglasses. He swings a tattered Bible in his right hand through the air, shaking it while he yells at the men coming into the bar. He looks as if he has not slept in a year.

And when Jeff asks if “Preacher” ever comes inside: “Nah. I don’t think that he wants to be caught in this den of iniquity. He’s harmless though.”

And things “Preacher” yells at people coming in: “You are all going to be stuck here. Jesus is coming back, and you will all beg for help, but you’ll be stuck, trapped on this burning clod of dirt for the rest of your deprived life. No one is going to rescue you.”

And Jeff’s thoughts, as a bouncer, on whether or not to view “Preacher” as a threat:
“Preacher” can’t be harmless. There has to be something off about someone who wastes every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night yelling about sin in front of a gay bar. I have to keep a close eye on this guy and make sure that he does not get too close to the door or block that path of any patrons.

And  Jeff asks after watching him for a few months and realizing he is not the typical Bible-thumper: “Ask Avery behind the bar. He knows the Preacher from before.”

And reasons why Jeff is hesitant to approach Avery:  Avery is thick and strong, works out two hours a day at the gym and is would probably make a better bouncer than himself. He is kind of intimidating. Jeff watched him break up a fight between three men before Jeff even crossed the room, all three of them incapacitated with Avery’s weight. He then scowled at Jeff for not being quicker.

And how the conversation goes when Jeff finally approaches Avery:  The staff is doing shots when Jeff brings it up. “How long has the Preacher been coming here?”
Avery gives him an irritated look that quickly disappeared, almost like a twitch that Jeff is not supposed to see. “Maybe about a year. Percy was killed a year ago this January so a little after that.”

And Jeff does not ask anything about Percy, but what Avery volunteers: “I miss Percy every day still. I still feel him dying in my arms. You know I still haven’t washed the shirt with all of his blood on it? It’s stuffed in the back of the closet. I can’t look at it. Shit.”

And what Jeff learns about Percy after a Google search: He was shot walking home with his partner. They caught the guys who did it, charged them for a hate crime based on Avery’s statement, and the trial is yet to come. It took until he saw a picture of Percy, his lanky frame and thin face, for Jeff to understand that Percy is the Preacher’s son. This added even more questions, none that he wants to ask.

And things “Preacher” says the next time Jeff works: “You need to stop all of this. You will die. And nobody will help you. You take the penis out of your mouth and start walking the straight line. Otherwise your life will kill you.”

And realizations Jeff makes when he sees “Preacher”: So many things but he wonders most if the man is a preacher at all. Maybe these warnings are not from the Bible but from a grieving father.

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Rafter Fiction: I Don’t Want to Be a Man

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Rafter Fiction is short stories based on songs by Rafter. I am starting the series with the songs from his newest album, “Terrestrial Extras”.  Buy the album Here

Start. Stop. Start. Stop. Sixteen stoplights from the house to work, sometimes having to sit through three rotations before it is my turn to go. Traffic is tedium. I do not want to do this anymore.

Start. Stop. Start. Stop. Many times I watch people stuff their faces with donuts and pastries, breakfast sandwiches and burritos. I want to be a raccoon, reaching my paws in through the crack in their windows, snatching the food out of their hands and running off.

Start. Stop. Start. Stop. Instead of getting stuck in a car, I want to be free like a squirrel. Sit in the park all day, running up and down trees, cracking open acorns to eat the meat out of them or just collecting them for the coming winter.

Start. Stop. The woman in the Saab next to me is putting on her makeup, barely paying any attention to anything else. She should be a cardinal, the dun colored female bird that is not the one that needs the attention. If she is the female, I want to be a bright red  male cardinal, flying up to random people so they can remember their loved ones for a moment.

Start Stop. I want to be a rhinoceros living on the savanna, chewing on grass, finding water and shaking the dust off of my thick hide. I can look out for predators and poachers. I can become a legend as a killer of humans, getting to them before they kill me for my horns. Actually that sounds tougher than this traffic.

Start. So many hours and days spent in this car, going to a job that I really do not care to do, watching people graze like antelope, I am tired. This is not what I signed up for. Not what I want my life to be at all.

Stop. I can be the sunshine, with heat so that when a person goes outside, tilts his face toward the sun, he feels nothing but my warmth. This way I can be a beneficial thing instead of a drone heading toward an office building to do work for people that do not even know my name.

Start. Stop. I want to be a whale. Whales are cool. Swimming around the world, catching seals, having a small group of family swimming with me, with a heart as big as a Volkswagen Golf. Then again, there will always be people trying to hunt and kill me. I am not interested in having a life of danger, looking over my shoulder for humans. My job is stupid but less stressful.

Start. Stop. I want to be a rabbit, hopping through all of the stopped cars, getting to my office building quicker because nobody is moving fast enough to run me over. Instead of going in, I will hop on over to the retention pond, find some tall grass and reeds to hide in, and sleep all day.

Start. Stop. Start. Stop. Or an alien in a UFO. I can zoom off to outer space, go home to my planet, and tell them to not bother with Earth because I was there, I was there for far too long, and there is not anything worth coming back for. Sure Deep Dish Pizza will be missed and I will not know the ending of  Game of Thrones, but to be a extra terrestrial in a UFO, going to a home that might be so much better than this one, seems the most appealing to me.

Start. Stop. I just need to do something else. I drive closer to work. Everyone is done with their breakfast and  their makeup. I wonder if I am the only one who does not want to do be a human anymore, if I am the only one that sits in the parking lot with the car running, wanting to be a falcon, flying out of this city, away from all of the things that just confuse me and to another place where I could at least try something new. I’m sure I will not like eating rodents, but maybe they aren’t so bad once I get used to the taste.

Start. Stop. Start. Stop. Is anything bearable forever? If I am a barnacle attached to an ocean liner, or if I am an ocean liner, or if I am the ocean, will any of it be better or will I just want to be something else? If I am turned into any of these things, I will most likely miss being a human.

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Rafter Fiction: Keep on Keepin’ On

a0347922589_10.jpgRafter Fiction is short stories based on songs by Rafter. I am starting the series with the songs from his newest album, “Terrestrial Extras”.  This is the first song, “Keep on Keepin On.” Buy the album here

Almost two years into my employment, I was promoted to a lower management position. This meant I was suppose to be in a morning manager’s meeting five days a week, from nine o’clock and nine forty-five. My first week at this new position, I stood in the back of the conference room, leaning against the wall because I was the baby manager and there were not enough seats in the room for everyone. I kept quiet and stared at the large portrait of the founder, William James Something Something as he scowled at us all. I couldn’t remember his real last name. They told me once in the management training video I had to watch, but I didn’t remember and I was not going to Google it because I did not care that much. I figured that the new president, his son, Benjamin Something Something looked just like him. Bald on the top, severe disappointment and anger on his face, wrinkles around his eyes, and wearing suits that make him look slim. I had never seen him.

Immediately I hated these meetings. Immediately I tried to figure out how to get out of them. After a few weeks, I just stopped showing up.

This meant that I needed a place to hide. First I tried sitting in the back stairwell the smokers used to sneak to and fro all day long. This did not work so I changed to sitting in the bathroom. The stairwell did not work because everyone knew this was a free 45 minutes, foot traffic was higher than at any other time during the day, and once they saw me sitting there, it freaked them all out. I told them I was hiding from a meeting, but they did not trust this. They knew I was the newest member of the management team, which meant I was going to try to make waves. So I moved from the stairs to the bathroom, second stall from the end. The bathroom was not much cozier, but there was not the fear from every person coming up the stairs.

While I skipped meetings, I composed letters of resignation to the President of the company, even though I was just guessing that it might be Benjamin Something Something.

Dear Benjamin Something Something, President of Megacore Accounting, LLC,
I quit. I’m not management material. I know that this is something that I have been saying every morning, Monday through Friday, during my shower, my breakfast, and my commute, but today I am serious. I mean look at me. I knew that picking a career as a Certified Professional Accountant did not have the same pizzazz as most other professions, but man, I’m still not cut out for this position. I hide in my office all day, avoid eye contact with everyone, and the most managerial thing that I do is not wash my hands after taking a leak.  I snooze through the rest of the day. I thought when I took this job at Megacore Accounting, LLC, I was going to do great things outside of here that fulfilled my life. I was going to go skiing in the winter and meet friends for drinks on Saturdays, watch professional sports in bars and get rowdy when my teams came from behind to secure victory. I was going to meet a girl and hit it off. I was going to help her plan a wedding, do my best not to fight with my in-laws, and wear funny shirts on the holidays at family gatherings. I was going to live my life outside of this boring job. As you have probably figured out by now, none of this has gone according to plan. I hate this job, and this promotion has made it even worse. I do nothing but work and go home, try to sleep, try to watch TV, try to get through another day of just moving.

I know the other managers are in that cramped conference room saying that today is the day that we can change lives. But do we even believe that?  I mean I could try to go out to a bar after work; I’m sure there is a game on somewhere tonight. I could try to pick up someone or go on the internet to find someone to date. I could also try to find fulfillment here, strive to be the next director of the company, work my way up the ladder, become the man at your side, and make all of the decisions with you. First I would get rid of the morning meeting. Second I would get rid of many of your employees. Sometimes I laugh when I think about people you have put in charge of the company’s money, the very people that have nothing but resentment toward you, toward us, toward this job, toward this company, and toward their lives. I am still one of those people regardless of my promotion. I should write this all down and email it to you . Today is not the day. Tomorrow maybe. Tomorrow I’m going to quit for good.

Satisfied, I looked at my watch. 9:43. I needed to get out of the bathroom and get back to work. There were accounts to bill and people to email. Anything to avoid everyone else. Maybe I could invite some coworkers to go out for drinks after work. Nah. It could all wait until tomorrow.

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Review: “The Sect of Angels” by Andrea Camilleri

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Paperback, 176 pages
Expected publication: March 12th 2019 by Europa Editions
ISBN
1609455134 (ISBN13: 9781609455132)

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Synopsis:

Based on a true story and told with the pacing, humor, and thrills of a Mediterranean mystery, Andrea Camilleri’s new novel tells of a turn-of-the-century Sicilian scandal that revealed a tendency that is with us still: the refusal to accept the truth.

The lawyer and journalist Matteo Teresi discovers the existence of a secret sect whose members include priests, politicians, and regional VIPs. During the early morning hours, when the town’s churches are closed, the “Sect of the Angels” meets in the sacristy to carry out their holy office: initiating devout virgins into the rites of married life. Preying on their victims’ naivete, the hooded “elect” commit ignominious acts while promising the young women divine grace.

In 1901, at a time of immense changes in Sicilian society, the scandal breaks nationwide. But far from being hailed as a hero, Teresi is accused of disrupting the status quo and irrationally blamed for an outbreak of disease and a series of calamities. From the salons, churches and social clubs of Sicily to the country’s highest courts, Camilleri’s novel is a fast-paced, at times funny, passionately rendered portrait of the machinations of power and the difficult destiny of a local hero.

II. Review:

Reading the synopsis of “The Sect of Angels” really tells enough about the story. Matteo Teresi is a lawyer in town that even in the beginning is not in favor with the town, the church and all of the men who follow the strength of the church. Teresi does not care much for that, continues to do what he does, and does things for the right reason. This is Teresi’s downfall. A great deal of the motivation for his actions in this short novel is for justice to be served, even if that means becoming the enemy of the church and the men who allow the church to sway their opinions. I know that Teresi also spends a little bit of energy throwing it in people’s faces that they have been caught, and this gloating is also part of the cause of his position in the town, but as a whole, Matteo Teresi is the hero of the story.

Based on a real story from 1901 in a small Sicilian town, this novel moves fast, is written well, and is very funny, entertaining, and interesting. I read it in two sitting, and this is probably a good way to read this novel. For such a small book, there are so many characters, so many names, that it would be very easy to lose your place if you read just 10 pages here and there. Sitting down and reading it all in a day or two is really what allowed me the ability to keep everyone straight (I can count 25 characters off of the top of my head, a huge cast for a book under 200 pages). I do not think that I could have done this if I had to read this in bits and pieces. The good part about sitting down and reading most of it at once is that it is very funny, very entertaining, not laugh out loud funny but like a clever comedy of errors type thing. Even from the first chapter, with the meeting of The Honor and Family Social Club to run an election to see if Teresi should become a member to the very end of the novel, there are so many little plays and misunderstandings that it all becomes much more lighthearted than the gravity of the main plot.

I enjoyed all of this novel, and Andrea Camilleri is a very good writer, strong with pace and storytelling ability. If you have never read him or want to read a story that you normally would not read, this is a good one.

I received this ARC from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.

 

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Best of the Month: Jan 2019

These are the best five things I ran into in the month of January. In no particular order

  1. Animal Collective – Tangerine Reef.

This album came out last year, and I listened to it a few, but this month I decided to listen to it every day. Written in collaboration with Coral Morphologic, Animal Collective and Coral Morphologic also produced a visual film that goes along with the entire album. This is the first album without Panda Bear, and it seems to be a little more mellow than many of the other Animal Collective albums. It still really fits into the discography. This film is nothing if not hypnotizing.

 

2. Ivan Vladislavic – Flashback Hotel

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Comes out in April from Archipelago Books.

Vladislavic is a new author to me. I had never heard of him, and he was most definitely a surprise. This collection of short stories, a combination of two previously released collections, is incredible in scope and breadth. The stories range between sort of straight-forward psychological fiction, like “The Prime Minister is Dead”, “The Book Lover” and “The Firedogs” to the magical realism of stories like, “The Box,” where a man grabs the Prime Minister through his television and so now the PM is missing and he has a 6 inch tall version of him running around the house, and “When My Hands Burst Into Flames,” which is just how it sounds. There are some stories that I could not get into but there are more that just blew me away.

3. Lealani – Fantastic Planet (DomeofDoom)

I cannot get through this list without putting Lealani on here, an alien from Fantastic Planet, who has graced us with an interesting, odd album. I love it.

Here is what she says about it: “”As I’m currently 19, I’m still learning from the new experiences I encounter, but my experiences during Fantastic Planet are the roots of me finding out that I’m an “alien” from Fantastic Planet; or in other words, the beginning of me as an artist, a storyteller.” – Lealani

 

4. Lauren Acampora – The Paper Wasp

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This comes out in June from Grove Atlantic. I know I’ve talked about this the last two posts, but this is really one of those books that needs to be talked about.

Instead of going through all of the details again, I’m going to cannibalize myself a little.

Here’s the review I posted: Review

Here’s a link to the post before this one in which I explain getting in trouble reading The Paper Wasp: Work Troubles

 

5. The Fyre Fest Documentaries.

Two documentaries came out about the Fyre Fest debacle this month, and both of them are worth watching. Fyre Fraud on Hulu and Fyre: The Greatest Party that Never Happened on Netflix. I watched them back to back, and I think that the Hulu one is best to watch first because, like many others my age, I did not know much about Influencers and FOMO. The Hulu doc kind of walks the viewer through all of this a little better than the Netflix doc. However the Netflix doc seems to be a little more behind the scenes and more about the repercussions on the common workers. Either way the Fyre Fest is one interesting story. I watched the thing unfold on Twitter while it was happening, and I could not wait to watch these. Neither was disappointing.

 

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Work Troubles

I read whenever and wherever I have time. This means when I’m early for work, during breaks, and at lunch. Usually after a 12 hour day, I read two or three minutes before my eyes grow heavy and the words turn into gravy. I have not been able to read as much since I switched from night shift to day shift, but that is okay. Sometimes things change, and I have to figure out a different way to get things done. Stricter time management is one of those things.

When I was reading, “The Paper Wasp” at work on Sunday, I knew that it was a short book, only 240ish pages, and the pages were quickly sliding by. I spent longer reading on Sunday that I should have. I knew I did while I was doing it. I even commented to Lauren Acampora on Twitter.

The first big thing about this is how gracious Lauren Acampora is for not correcting me on the title of her novel. It is called,  The Paper Wasp and not “Paper Wasps.” The idea of the title refers to one of the characters and the path that she is taking, not the path of multiple characters. This simple mistake of semantics does change the complexion of what the novel is about (at least in my mind) because with a plural meaning, there are different things to look for in the story to make the title make sense. By not correcting me, Acampora showed me that she is a much better person than I would be in that moment.

The second thing about this is that both of our tweets are pretty playful, as if it’s just a lazy Sunday and there is going to be no type of repercussion about spending a little bit more time reading on a Sunday afternoon at work than I would on any other day. No big deal. Most Sundays this would have been the conclusion, but for some reason, management decided to review the cameras on Monday. This was due to a matter completely unrelated to what I was doing. However, when they were reviewing the tapes, they saw me sitting for a few hours, being enthralled by finishing Acampora’s book. It is one of those things that I did not expect to happen, and only happened on a fluke. I did get written up, and all I could say in the employee comments was, “Sorry. It won’t happen again.”

And it won’t happen again. There are situations when you have to realize work and life are more important than reading or doing whatever you want to do. It does really sucks, but there is no solution. Even if you do something you love as a career, there are days when you just want to call it in, just do something else to occupy those work hours.  Because I have always worked night shift, those days were easy to cover. Now this luxury is not available. This is acceptable, but I have to learn, apparently the hard way. Adjusting from night shift to day shift, where there is now always someone around to keep an eye on what I am doing, is taking awhile. I still do not have everything figured out, but I now know that I really need to conduct myself in a different manner. This is all learning. I will still be reading at work. I just will have to figure out when is a good time, only on breaks and at lunch instead of any time I desire.

I take full responsibility for my actions, even though I tweeted Lauren Acampora that it was her book that was to blame for getting me into trouble. I said that this whole thing was probably a good blurb for the front of her book. “Only read at work if you can afford the disciplinary action due to not moving for hours at a time. This book will go down on your permanent record.” She thought this was funny, and I think it is funny. The whole thing is funny in a cruel way. I will always remember this novel as the novel that was part of the plot to get me written up at work.

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